Island Hopping in the Andaman Sea
“I’m sorry. We not have record of you arrival in Thailand,” said the Bangkok immigration officer from behind her glass window. “You must go…
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The Bangkok Shuffle
Bangkok can fuck right off! I hope the military junta obliterates this overflowing shithole… … At least that was my first impression of the…
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Ayutthaya on Two Wheels
Sauntering around Ayutthaya’s historical Unesco awesomeness sounds like a good idea. And it is! There’s loads of overgrown ruins, headless statues, meandering elephants, and…
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A Boring Film of Bangkok
Bangkok is many things to many different people. For Kyeonghwa and I, it was at first a scary shithole after someone stole our bags…
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Bangkok Waterways: Pixelated
Bangkok goes by many names and appellations, depending on who is speaking and how they feel about the city. The Thais call their capital…
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Boats N’ Bitches: Koh Lipe Pixelated
This is Koh Lipe A tiny Thai island adrift in the Andaman sea, Koh Lipe is licentiously beautiful. Any muppet with a Nikon – such…
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Is That An Effigy In Your Pocket? The Phallus Shrine of Railay
IT WAS ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL MORNING in Thailand. Except we were in Ao Nang. And Ao Nang is a shit town. So we caught a longboat…
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The Big Chunky Charlie: Tourist Guilt in Maya Bay
I’D HEARD that the place was going to be busy. The weird moronic western dude behind the desk at our hotel told us as…
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